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> How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When
you
> > call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"
and
> > the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."
> >
> > ******
> > An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40
and
> > says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
> > The driver says, "'Bout what?"
> >
> > ******
> > Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is
> > carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray,
> > whatcha got in th' bag?"
> > "Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I
have
> > one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of
'em!" "
> > OK. Ummmmm...five?"
> >
> > ******
> > An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He
rushed
next
> > door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry
over
> > here-muh house is on fahr!"
> > "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
> > "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"
> >
> > ******
> > Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of
18 or
> > more? Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
> >
> > ******
> > Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy
Bob
> > tells Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a
vacation.
> > Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
> > The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to
go.
> > Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii
and
> > Betty Sue got pregnant.
> > Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and
Betty
> > Sue got pregnant again.
> > Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Betty Sue
didn't get
> > pregnant again."
> > Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
that's
> > different?"
> > Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Betty Sue WITH me."
> >
> > ******
> > Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator
told
> > Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
> > "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
> > Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
> > The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
> > After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over
to
Oak
> > Street and you pick her up there?"
> >
> > ******
> > Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee
to
32?
> > They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
> >
> > ******
> > What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
> > Documentaries.
> >
> > ******
> > Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas.
> > If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called
> > teethbrush.
> >
> > ******
> > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The
> > winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
> >
> > *******
> > A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when
a
> > couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
> >
> > ******
> > What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a
hurricane
> > in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin'
to
> lose a trailer.
> >
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